Saturday, 16 March 2013

Big Cocks and Shamrocks Blog Hop


With a title like, "Big Cocks and Shamrocks", I could not resist joining this blog hop!

So - let's talk about big cocks.

Doing a Google search on penis size can certainly yield some interesting results. But the best thing I found was the "World Penis Size Map".

Yes ladies (and gents if that's what you're into), you can now determine where to find the biggest schlongs in the world. It would certainly make for some interesting tourism brochures. "Come visit the Congo - Our cocks beat them all!"

Right.

Anyway, discovering this map was the result of my efforts to determine how much truth there is to the rumour/myth/urban legend that Irish men have small dicks. According to this handy dandy map, the Irish measure up at precisely 5 inches when erect. This is right in the middle of the scale, meaning they truly are average.

I've heard anecdotal evidence to suggest that the Irish are larger than that (ahem -  Colin Farrell sex tape), and also that they are smaller.

But does size really matter?

Pros of Big Cocks

  • that oh-so-full feeling
  • makes some sex positions easier
  • nice to look at
  • good employment prospects as a porn star or stripper
  • some scientific evidence suggests that women achieve vaginal orgasm more easily with a long schlong
Cons of Big Cocks
  • potentially painful intercourse
  • oral sex is more difficult
  • over-inflated egos (they're 'cocky')
  • more difficulty maintaining erection
I guess it ultimately depends on what you like. Each person has their own sexual preferences. Personally, I'm happy with my Irishman (I love you honey!), though perhaps a visit to the Congo might be nice in the future.

What do you think? Does size matter? Leave me a comment and use the Rafflecopter to enter my draw, as well as the draw for the Grand Prize! Plus, visit the other participants for a chance at more great prizes!


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48 comments:

  1. I think the saying goes...Its not the size that counts....its about how they use it...I think that's a fair statement :)

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    1. Too true, Lisa. I think sometimes guys with huge dicks think that's the only thing they need to worry about and aren't as willing to do other things. Just my experience! Thanks for stopping by!

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  2. I'm pretty sure that size plays some role, but I think that how it is used is the biggest factor.

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    1. Although according to the map, the smallest are in Asia, where there are serious overpopulation issues. So they must be doing something right! Thanks for visiting again, Megan!

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  3. Yes! Us Canucks out-reach the US! Personally, I think found near perfection in my husband. Not too big, and he uses it very well.

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    1. Canadians rock! And I totally agree regarding my hubby. I've had no complaints! ;)
      Thanks for stopping by!

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  4. First of all that map is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen! I love it!!!

    And yes, size does by all means matter!!!!

    mmbrack at earthlink dot net

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    1. I love the map, too! When I saw the "embed" button, I knew I had to have it! Thank you for visiting!

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  5. Amazing what kind of maps they have!
    Size matters, and especially how they use it.
    skpetal at hotmail dot com

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    1. I would personally be willing to collect data for a study like this! You know, to make sure the map is accurate! Thank you for hopping by!

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  6. Oh. My. Gosh. LMAO!!! Ok, um...bwahahahaha! Yes, size does matter so I guess no going to the Congo for me! ;)

    books4me67 at ymail dot com

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    1. It's too bad they didn't have an illustrated guide. Maybe that's something else I could work on. I'm sure I could get funding from somewhere! Thanks for stopping by!

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  7. Haha I also noticed the Canucks > Americans. Um yes to an extent, but knowing how to use it is much more important to me

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    1. Maybe we could do a study on which countries know how to use it best! That would be fun research! Thank you for stopping by!

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  8. Ok, I loved the post! Very enlightening information. I do think size matters somewhat but it is not the most important thing. Now...where to go on my next vacation; let's check the map...
    Thanks for the great giveaway and helpful information! Be sure and get to work on that brochure!
    thompsonem3 at aol dot com

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    1. The map is very helpful for vacation planning! Thanks for the visit!

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  9. Love the map! I'm generally of the opinion that what really matters is how it's used, though I'm kind of tempted to change my vacation plans...

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    1. The ability to use it is definitely important. But I wouldn't say no to something bigger! Thanks for hopping over!

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  10. Yes somewhat.
    Thanks for the chance to win!

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  11. Size is a factor but it is much better if he knows what to do with what he's got that important!

    susanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com

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  12. I think that size does matters but he needs to know how to use it... Hubby is set in that department...No complaints from this lady... He keeps me very happy lol.

    j.m.platt83@gmail.com

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    1. Set in terms of size or expertise? Never mind! We don't need to know. Thanks for visiting!

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  13. Size doesn't matter unless one is waaaaaaay too huge, or much, much too small. If you're Far and Away outside the "normal" range--whatever that is--then it could be a problem. Love the TMIs on this post--thank you!

    Urb
    brendurbanist at gmail dot com

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    1. With a hop theme like this, I think TMI is a given. Thank you for coming by!

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  14. Love the post! Size matters, but it's different for each person! I prefer more girth than length ;) And he of course has to know how to use it!

    Thanks!

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    1. Girth is good too. I wonder if there's a map for that? Thanks for stopping by and I'm hoping one of these days I'll actually finish that WIP for you!

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  15. Honestly size doesn't really matter to me. As long as the guy knows what he's doing and does it WELL I don't care how big or small he is!
    Thanks so much for the great giveaway and joining in on the hop!!!
    Ashley A
    ash_app(at)hotmail(dot)com

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    1. Well spoken! Thanks for hopping over!

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  16. size doesn't matter as long as the user has figured out how to use what he has.
    thanks for the giveaway!
    rilekat2 at gmail dot com

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    1. That's my opinion, too. Thanks for the visit!

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  17. Great map. Yes, I believe size matters.

    mythic021@gmail.com

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    1. I love the map! Amazing what you can find on the internet. Thanks for stopping by!

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  18. I about died when I saw that map! And it totally does!
    -Amber
    goodblinknpark(AT)yahoo(DOT)com

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    1. The map is the best! Thanks for coming by!

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  19. It matters. It definitely makes a difference and coupled with skills - oh does it matter!
    Jan

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    1. Sounds like you know from experience... ;)
      Thanks for the visit!

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  20. Yes, yes it does. Too big or too small is definitely a problem. I like mine juuuuust right, LOL.

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    1. "This penis is too big. This penis is too small. But this penis is...Oh, my God...Oh! Oh!"
      Tee hee.
      Thanks for the visit!

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  21. I think shape matter much more.
    I love how naughty this hop sounds and it just so happens that I am a BIG fan of both those things. As for St. Patty's Day, I spent the day working and the evening partying. I went to visit my best friend and we went to two Irish Pubs as well as an assortment of other places. We danced and flirted and sported green. We even got hit on my two cops who stopped their cop car just to talk to us. At first, I thought we were in trouble for something but then they said they thought they knew one of us. Well, they didn't… they just wanted our phone numbers. Cute.
    Thanks for the giveaway! And, I hope you had a very happy St. Patrick's Day!

    mestith at gmail dot com

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    1. My St. Patty's day was a bit too enjoyable. Big headache the next day! I'm glad you had fun, though, and thanks for visiting!

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  22. Well, now I've seen it all....you can find anything on the internet. You gave me my laugh for the day. Wonder if the creator of that map is male or female?
    For me, it's not the size that matters but how they use it. Thank you for participating in this hop & the giveaway!

    JessieL62(at)comcast(dot)net

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  23. Yes, but just because someone has a big cock doesn't mean they know how to use it.

    Krysta B.

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