With a title like, "Big Cocks and Shamrocks", I could not resist joining this blog hop!
So - let's talk about big cocks.
Doing a Google search on penis size can certainly yield some interesting results. But the best thing I found was the "World Penis Size Map".
Yes ladies (and gents if that's what you're into), you can now determine where to find the biggest schlongs in the world. It would certainly make for some interesting tourism brochures. "Come visit the Congo - Our cocks beat them all!"
Right.
Anyway, discovering this map was the result of my efforts to determine how much truth there is to the rumour/myth/urban legend that Irish men have small dicks. According to this handy dandy map, the Irish measure up at precisely 5 inches when erect. This is right in the middle of the scale, meaning they truly are average.
I've heard anecdotal evidence to suggest that the Irish are larger than that (ahem - Colin Farrell sex tape), and also that they are smaller.
But does size really matter?
Pros of Big Cocks
- that oh-so-full feeling
- makes some sex positions easier
- nice to look at
- good employment prospects as a porn star or stripper
- some scientific evidence suggests that women achieve vaginal orgasm more easily with a long schlong
Cons of Big Cocks
- potentially painful intercourse
- oral sex is more difficult
- over-inflated egos (they're 'cocky')
- more difficulty maintaining erection
I guess it ultimately depends on what you like. Each person has their own sexual preferences. Personally, I'm happy with my Irishman (I love you honey!), though perhaps a visit to the Congo might be nice in the future.
What do you think? Does size matter? Leave me a comment and use the Rafflecopter to enter my draw, as well as the draw for the Grand Prize! Plus, visit the other participants for a chance at more great prizes!
What do you think? Does size matter? Leave me a comment and use the Rafflecopter to enter my draw, as well as the draw for the Grand Prize! Plus, visit the other participants for a chance at more great prizes!
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I think the saying goes...Its not the size that counts....its about how they use it...I think that's a fair statement :)
ReplyDeleteToo true, Lisa. I think sometimes guys with huge dicks think that's the only thing they need to worry about and aren't as willing to do other things. Just my experience! Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteI'm pretty sure that size plays some role, but I think that how it is used is the biggest factor.
ReplyDeleteAlthough according to the map, the smallest are in Asia, where there are serious overpopulation issues. So they must be doing something right! Thanks for visiting again, Megan!
DeleteYes! Us Canucks out-reach the US! Personally, I think found near perfection in my husband. Not too big, and he uses it very well.
ReplyDeleteCanadians rock! And I totally agree regarding my hubby. I've had no complaints! ;)
DeleteThanks for stopping by!
First of all that map is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen! I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, size does by all means matter!!!!
mmbrack at earthlink dot net
I love the map, too! When I saw the "embed" button, I knew I had to have it! Thank you for visiting!
DeleteAmazing what kind of maps they have!
ReplyDeleteSize matters, and especially how they use it.
skpetal at hotmail dot com
I would personally be willing to collect data for a study like this! You know, to make sure the map is accurate! Thank you for hopping by!
DeleteOh. My. Gosh. LMAO!!! Ok, um...bwahahahaha! Yes, size does matter so I guess no going to the Congo for me! ;)
ReplyDeletebooks4me67 at ymail dot com
It's too bad they didn't have an illustrated guide. Maybe that's something else I could work on. I'm sure I could get funding from somewhere! Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteHaha I also noticed the Canucks > Americans. Um yes to an extent, but knowing how to use it is much more important to me
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could do a study on which countries know how to use it best! That would be fun research! Thank you for stopping by!
DeleteOk, I loved the post! Very enlightening information. I do think size matters somewhat but it is not the most important thing. Now...where to go on my next vacation; let's check the map...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great giveaway and helpful information! Be sure and get to work on that brochure!
thompsonem3 at aol dot com
The map is very helpful for vacation planning! Thanks for the visit!
DeleteLove the map! I'm generally of the opinion that what really matters is how it's used, though I'm kind of tempted to change my vacation plans...
ReplyDeleteThe ability to use it is definitely important. But I wouldn't say no to something bigger! Thanks for hopping over!
DeleteYes somewhat.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance to win!
Thanks for visiting!
DeleteSize is a factor but it is much better if he knows what to do with what he's got that important!
ReplyDeletesusanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com
Agreed! Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteI think that size does matters but he needs to know how to use it... Hubby is set in that department...No complaints from this lady... He keeps me very happy lol.
ReplyDeletej.m.platt83@gmail.com
Set in terms of size or expertise? Never mind! We don't need to know. Thanks for visiting!
DeleteSize doesn't matter unless one is waaaaaaay too huge, or much, much too small. If you're Far and Away outside the "normal" range--whatever that is--then it could be a problem. Love the TMIs on this post--thank you!
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brendurbanist at gmail dot com
With a hop theme like this, I think TMI is a given. Thank you for coming by!
DeleteLove the post! Size matters, but it's different for each person! I prefer more girth than length ;) And he of course has to know how to use it!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
Girth is good too. I wonder if there's a map for that? Thanks for stopping by and I'm hoping one of these days I'll actually finish that WIP for you!
DeleteYes, it does matter.
ReplyDelete:)
DeleteThanks for stopping by!
Honestly size doesn't really matter to me. As long as the guy knows what he's doing and does it WELL I don't care how big or small he is!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the great giveaway and joining in on the hop!!!
Ashley A
ash_app(at)hotmail(dot)com
Well spoken! Thanks for hopping over!
Deletesize doesn't matter as long as the user has figured out how to use what he has.
ReplyDeletethanks for the giveaway!
rilekat2 at gmail dot com
That's my opinion, too. Thanks for the visit!
DeleteGreat map. Yes, I believe size matters.
ReplyDeletemythic021@gmail.com
I love the map! Amazing what you can find on the internet. Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteIt most certainly does!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit!
DeleteI about died when I saw that map! And it totally does!
ReplyDelete-Amber
goodblinknpark(AT)yahoo(DOT)com
The map is the best! Thanks for coming by!
DeleteIt matters. It definitely makes a difference and coupled with skills - oh does it matter!
ReplyDeleteJan
Sounds like you know from experience... ;)
DeleteThanks for the visit!
Yes, yes it does. Too big or too small is definitely a problem. I like mine juuuuust right, LOL.
ReplyDelete"This penis is too big. This penis is too small. But this penis is...Oh, my God...Oh! Oh!"
DeleteTee hee.
Thanks for the visit!
I think shape matter much more.
ReplyDeleteI love how naughty this hop sounds and it just so happens that I am a BIG fan of both those things. As for St. Patty's Day, I spent the day working and the evening partying. I went to visit my best friend and we went to two Irish Pubs as well as an assortment of other places. We danced and flirted and sported green. We even got hit on my two cops who stopped their cop car just to talk to us. At first, I thought we were in trouble for something but then they said they thought they knew one of us. Well, they didn't… they just wanted our phone numbers. Cute.
Thanks for the giveaway! And, I hope you had a very happy St. Patrick's Day!
mestith at gmail dot com
My St. Patty's day was a bit too enjoyable. Big headache the next day! I'm glad you had fun, though, and thanks for visiting!
DeleteWell, now I've seen it all....you can find anything on the internet. You gave me my laugh for the day. Wonder if the creator of that map is male or female?
ReplyDeleteFor me, it's not the size that matters but how they use it. Thank you for participating in this hop & the giveaway!
JessieL62(at)comcast(dot)net
Yes, but just because someone has a big cock doesn't mean they know how to use it.
ReplyDeleteKrysta B.